Boo I Say
Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

mothershipqreviews:

The Xbox One controller feels like chiseled turd.  Maybe that’s why that’s why they pushed the Kinect voice commands so much. Still, that won’t make up for it until they come up with a command for, “Xbox, please, I just bought this game. It would be nice if I didn’t have to wait 55 agonizing minutes to play i while you installed the 78th percent. Xbox, MOVE YOUR BLOOMING ARSE!”

Pizza is better without the sauce. Pizza is better with more cheese. Pizza is better without toppings. Pizza is better with more cheese. Pizza is better without the dough. Pizza is better with more cheese. Let’s just have pizza with only cheese… I just want to order melted cheese circles and have them cut like a pie.

Me when I play video games
Me: Fucking die already
Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
Me: Oh shit hottie alert
Me: Move bitch, get out the way
Me: *high pitched screaming*
Me: Load already
Me: uNACCEPTABLE
Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
Me: *turns off console*
Me:
Me: *turns console back on*
Me: God fucking dammit.

mothershipqreviews:

Hey guys, Mothership Q here, and this is my most recent review up on Youtube. I decided to go with one of my most favorite games of all time in honor of it’s upcoming sequel on and port to the Wii U. If you’re new to the Bayonetta series or unsure on buying or playing the up coming Wii U games, give it a view and see if I can sell you on them.  If you’re a veteran of the 360 and PS3 versions, why not give it a look to see if I did the game justice. If you like it gimme a follow or a reblog here, and maybe a like and subscribe on Youtube too. Thanks for watching!… erm, reading…

So…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been on tumblr. It’s been, I think, over a year. Why? No reason. Why am I back? I guess I missed this life and time eating vortex. Will I regret picking up this addiction right before my second semester of college? Probably.

belleandwhistle:

crackerhell:

clinicallydepressedpug:

fullmetal-lesbian:

retro-girl811:

Blue Cocktail Dresses

I suddenly want to be a 1950’s housewife

But without the polio epidemic and the racial segregation and stuff like belted sanitary pads and the leading technology to master for a promising career being the typewriter.

lol

that comment was perfection though.

whywelovethestarks:

Because although Sansa doesn’t look like Ned. She acts the most like him in temperament. Gentle, kind, noble, honourable. She looks like a Tully…but there’s not denying she thinks like a Stark.

whywelovethestarks:

Because although Sansa doesn’t look like Ned. She acts the most like him in temperament. Gentle, kind, noble, honourable. She looks like a Tully…but there’s not denying she thinks like a Stark.

I need a hug.

d3linquents:

Lately I’ve been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues. I want to try an experiment. Reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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